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I'm pleased to announce that my herd of goats has recently increased from two to three. I never expected to have a life as a goat farmer, but it's happening. Life's strange like that. So I'd like to correct the record and make it official that I now have three goats at Jean Paul Goatier. The first goat is called Lawn, the second goat is called Mower, and their offspring is called John Deere Jr.